A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.
by Heylol777 January 4, 2021
Get the Nail-Polish Nelsonmug. The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.
Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.
by rettanator August 15, 2009
Get the Nail polish emergencymug. I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.
by oxfordskank September 11, 2011
Get the Nail polish tumormug. "Ey Boy i'll polish dat knob for fitty cent."
"That Bob Dylan is so hot I'd polish his knob fo free!"
"Got a knob? I'll polish it"
"What was Becky doing out back with Josh?"
"Oh I caught them last time, she was polishing his knob"
"Wow..."
"Yeah she did a good job from what I saw. That knob was clean as a whistle."
"So, you want a job. What are you good at?"
"Polishing your knob."
"That Bob Dylan is so hot I'd polish his knob fo free!"
"Got a knob? I'll polish it"
"What was Becky doing out back with Josh?"
"Oh I caught them last time, she was polishing his knob"
"Wow..."
"Yeah she did a good job from what I saw. That knob was clean as a whistle."
"So, you want a job. What are you good at?"
"Polishing your knob."
by Tats McGats February 18, 2012
Get the Polishing your knobmug. When a female grazes her bodily fluids along a piece of 9-Grain Wheat Bread. She then squeezes the bread-concentrated fluids into a man's open asshole.
by j-u18 August 27, 2016
Get the Polish Croissantmug. To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.
Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
by GordoTheGreek June 1, 2016
Get the Polish a turdmug. I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.
by lordtippet June 23, 2017
Get the Polish Dildomug.