polish push up

male version of kegel (squeezing and tightening of penis)

pelvis muscle training is called the polish push up

by Hegel/Megel September 20, 2013

Nail-Polish Nelson

A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.

You guys are so quick to call out ACAB Emily's when Nail-Polish Nelson's exist.

by Heylol777 January 4, 2021

Nail polish tumor

The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.

by oxfordskank September 11, 2011

Polishing your knob

The act of polishing and or shining another person's knob, a.k.a., their penis tip.

"Ey Boy i'll polish dat knob for fitty cent."

"That Bob Dylan is so hot I'd polish his knob fo free!"

"Got a knob? I'll polish it"

"What was Becky doing out back with Josh?"
"Oh I caught them last time, she was polishing his knob"
"Wow..."
"Yeah she did a good job from what I saw. That knob was clean as a whistle."

"So, you want a job. What are you good at?"
"Polishing your knob."

by Tats McGats February 18, 2012

Polish Croissant

When a female grazes her bodily fluids along a piece of 9-Grain Wheat Bread. She then squeezes the bread-concentrated fluids into a man's open asshole.

Yarmela gave me a solid Polish Croissant

by j-u18 August 27, 2016

Polish Dildo

A frozen turd, used mainly by council estate scratters and impoverished Eastern Europeans.

I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.

by lordtippet June 23, 2017

Polish a turd

To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.

Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.

Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.

by GordoTheGreek June 1, 2016