Badass Points

You get them from doing badass things. For example Chuck Norris has like 10 million because he is awesome. Bonus points if you can play the ukulele while swinging nunchucks on a galloping ape.

Did you see that guy throwing knives at ultimas prime doing flips. He got like loads of badass points.

by tomjdog April 14, 2014

Jizz Point

More commonly known as the JP, this is the point at which a male simply cannot contain his sperm anymore, and jizzes all over the place.

Girl: "Dont forget to pull out before the jizz point."
Boy: "You mean the JP?"

by KingJamesV December 27, 2011

Pussy Points

A fallacious system of points accrued by White Knights by coming to the aid of a damsel in distress. White Knights accrue these points either consciously or subconsciously and believe that once enough points are accrued they may be redeemed for sexual relations with women.

White Knight: "Do not fear fair lady! I too believe that women only earn 77c to the dollar compared to men"
...later that night
White Knight: "So I stuck up for a woman today. Wanna fuck?" (Note: words actually used may be different, words chosen for effect.)
Woman: "That's nice of you. Will you buy me dinner?"
White Knight: "Sure thing!" (Thinking to himself: This should earn me enough Pussy Points to make second base!)

by WhiteKnightSlayer July 7, 2015

Hi Point

A drug dealers weapon of choice during a police stand off or a drug exchanged

Every drug dealer is or had conceal carried a Hi point during a stand off or a exchange

by the random idiot September 23, 2021

facebook points

Having a shit ton of friends that you don't even know just to have it listed as X number of friends you have.

Dude she has a shit ton of friends, 1000+ facebook points.

by chenzillah December 4, 2009

Point Blank

another way to say period or purr

“Men ain’t shit” Point blank thooo

by Nicki.minajs.son September 1, 2020

Brownie Points

Some bullshit, inanimate currency your mom gives you when you’ve done something to win her favor or affection. Somehow related to the Girl Scouts, but she can’t quite remember and can’t relive her glory days, even in her memories.

“Sweetheart, did you take out the trash and do the dishes without me even asking? Awh, what a good boy. You’ve definitely scored some brownie points today!”

by WINH4X March 20, 2020