pmpol

pissin ma pants of laughter

lol

i just made it up lmao ( laughing my ass off)

( a facebook chat ) ( f1 and f2 = freind 1 and freind 2 )

f1: ite m8 ?
f2 : yh taa , rember earlier it was funny as lol ?
f1: yyh how can i foget i was PMPOL
f2 : yyh i no like rite xx
f1: anyways i gotta go cach ya l8er

f2: yh see ya bye x

by xxxchazaxxx January 31, 2010

PMAss

The irritability one undergoes when needing expel fecal matter at an extreme level.

A: Hey bitch, drive faster! I gotta take a shit!
B: Dude, calm down.
A: Why!?
B: You're PMAssing is really getting annoying.

by Anonymous4456356 December 28, 2010

PMAAS

Postmortem Ambulatory Attack Syndrome - A condition where the corpses of the dead reanimate and attack the living.

Symptoms: A shambling gait, progressively darkening skin which goes from pallid to grey to black to green over time. Absence of any life signs.

Cause: Unknown Cure: None

The CDC closed the hospital and the Military cordoned off the city after a case of PMAAS was confirmed. Three people were killed.

by Olde Skool Jim July 16, 2011

PMPWL

Pissing My Pants With Laughter.

After drinking much beer, I was PMPWL while I was watching Spaceballs.

by Mastermuh October 28, 2011

PMHOTT

Pounding my head off the table

Your frustrate me so much im going to PMHOTT

by Captain Crank September 16, 2012

PMTCATS

Being really excited about achieving something individually, but failing and showing public disappointment. Like Paul McCartney trying to catch a free t-shirt at a Brooklyn Nets game in December of 2013.

Did you see that guy think he could jump over that railing, try, and bust his face? Totally PMTCATS. He was so butt hurt.

by Kayrpg December 18, 2013

PMS Pussy

Condition of a vagina during a woman's period. This can range from extra moist to completely out of action.

Wife to husband: you can bang me but I have a PMS pussy, it's all you.

Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification

by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014