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In high school, they are stereotyped for being big and dumb, but a majority of them are not anything like these. Football players don't just work out and bang girls, they also have to deal with asshole teachers about homework and deal with all the stupid kids at school that were too weak or scared to play football. Also, football players have to stay strong and practice in order to be good. Being a football player is more than just winning games, its about teamwork and intelligence to be a true football player. There will always be the true sterotype football player who dates cheerleaders and is stupid but that only represents a fraction of us all, being a football player myself.
1. Guy 1: That guy plays soccer doesn't he?

2. Guy 2: Hell no, hes way to big and strong for soccer, hes a football player.
by Robdog 14 March 8, 2008
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Player

Not everyone is young. Past a certain age, people, particularly men, start to be dead. Which leaves the women who had been their wives and who are not dead, alone. These women have grandchildren, a house, and a life insurance settlement from their late husband.

The more realistic ones realize that 'until death do us part' and white picket fences are for starting families. And that they already had a family, which has grown up and moved away and one of them, died. And that they are not going to start another. They still have the picket fence and the house behind it and do not need another. So 'until death do us part' leaves their agenda.

A gentleman of the same age who has the good fortune to be alive and the good sense not to be interested in young chickies with whom he has nothing in common, will be able to please any number of these ladies and himself regularly.

He is a player. If he is interested in these ladies for their money, he is neither a gentleman nor a player. He is a cad. cf. convict, anal rape victim, extraditee, applicant for Swiss citizenship, et alia. One does not need to own a beach house. It suffices to spend weekends at hers.

He omits to mention any of these ladies to any other of them, not because he imagines any of them to be such dunces as not to know, but for reasons of good taste and decorum.
Trevor loved taking Mrs. Dalrymple up the coast of a weekend in his Jaguar. It made them both feel that he was not so much a player as a gallant that he paid for everything, as though that were anything but a gesture to so wealthy a woman as Mrs. Dalrymple. Or was it Mrs. Fosgate whom he had tucked it to four times over the weekend. Or perhaps Mrs. Armbruster? They all looked so very much alike in the dark. Trevor, who was C of E and thus naturally an atheist, nevertheless devoutly worshipped cialis.
by Haulroad June 22, 2010
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hockey players

A Canadian sport that in high school determines your popularity. The higher the level, the more popular they are.
Cody: Triple A hockey players right here

Bob: Guess your pretty popular then, eh?
by lifeincanada February 5, 2014
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Minecraft player

Someone who is manly and plays big boy games unlike fortnite
Hey I am more grown up than you, I play Minecraft and will always be a Minecraft player and never a gaynite player
by Big chad Minecraft player August 21, 2020
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Player Hater

An old-time golf fan who dislikes the legendary Gary Player, and most often prefers American heroes Jack Nickalus or Arnold Palmer.
Jedidiah: Dude, Jack Nickalus has won so many more major tournaments than Gary Player.

Jacob: Yo bro, don't be such a Player Hater!
by Chadly58 June 20, 2009
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Bass player

The foundation and groove of any good band. Carrier of the Bottom.
by me August 27, 2004
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roblox players

A highy known species of human who plays games like cliCkIng siMulatOr and jEtPaCk SiMuLAtor and make coins or UNknown SuBsTANces of it and need robux
roblox players need robux to live ect You need 560 robux for the VIP game pass Perchace/cancel
by TikTOK aaaaaadict December 15, 2019
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