Pitheist

A skeptic convinced that biblical stories are at best 3.14% true (and therefore that God’s nonexistence is at least 96.86% certain).

Anecdotally, pitheists appear to be overrepresented among mathematicians compared with linguists.

by Numerati March 13, 2026

pitaya dragon cookie

stupid twink dragon cookie

stupid twink pitaya dragon cookie

by k0r3an July 15, 2025

Pitched a no-hitter

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.

Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

pitambering

its the act of mastrubating to your friends girlfriend

i was pitambering yesterday

by killervibes July 28, 2025

Pitching It

A term used to degrade or insult someone.

Have you seen Katie trying to impress Cole?

Yeah, she's really pitching it

by TheSittingGoose July 31, 2025

Pitchslap

Sliding into someone’s DMs with an unsolicited business proposal or service offer. Connecting with someone under false pretences in order to pitch them your service or product. A bait and switch.

I scheduled a coffee date with this girl to catch up and she pitchslapped me with her marketing templates for my business.

by Business Blasphemer October 20, 2025

pitchforks and knives

When one kicks another when down. When life is tough and you express it to someone so that someone makes it tougher.

Olivia told Mark she saw her grandpa had slit his throat when she came home, but Mark greeted her with pitchforks and knives when he called her a liar.

by sound recollection November 25, 2025