Like peanut butter on a toothbrush 

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

Like peanut butter on a toothbrush by Milicent December 26, 2009

Neutered Peanut Butter 

Smooth, creamy PB. Aka peanut butter with out nuts

Dude, Josh was eating some neutered peanut butter on a spoon yesterday! What a pussy!

Neutered Peanut Butter by newyorker478 October 28, 2011

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet 

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about

bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet by snekster69 April 29, 2022

Reese's Peanut Butter Fuck 

Noun: A sexual situation in which a woman of Asian decent in sandwiched between two men of African decent.

Warn your kids not to accept any Reese's Peanut Butter Fucks next halloween.

Reese's Peanut Butter Fuck by RARL August 8, 2009

Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride 

A sex position in which a male is fucking one girl uo the ass when another male smears peanut butter around his reproductive organ and the girl then must lick it off, not being able to use her hands. After words, the females vaginal and anal openings would be occupied by the male.

Yo man, me and my homie just went on a nasty Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride on this girl

Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride by Booby Holders June 19, 2007

Flossing the Peanut Butter 

To be relaxing, or resting. Normally pronounced "Flossin' da peanut butter."

Katy: "Hey man, what are you up to?"
Tommy: "Oh, just flossing the peanut butter"

Flossing the Peanut Butter by Tommy78 November 7, 2006

greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

greasy peanut butter by John Smith January 15, 2004