hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

Patch

To patch someone means to ignore them or leave them out. To be patched means to be ignored or left out

"Freya keeps texting me loads of bullshit"
"Just patch her"

by Br1tishs7ang July 23, 2017

Zebra patch

When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.

I zebra patched that chick real good.

by Slapahpe5times August 12, 2017

Patches the plush

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love

Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon

by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017

Patch of turbulence

Tinder dating dating app

I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.

by DaRealDuby October 30, 2018

Patch it

Where a slag wants you to go away

I’ve got no bra on so patch it

by Poppy Ellison August 9, 2018

The patch

To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,

Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch

by Zack8855 January 19, 2019