Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.

Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.

by the black debbie February 6, 2005

pickle puss

when someone is upset or dissappointed,usually a child,or acting like one,and your face is all screwed up.

Look at old pickle puss,he just wants to go out and play.

by Somelvincedee October 22, 2007

Pickle face

The sour expression a woman makes when getting a facial

Instead of smiling with glee, my wife makes a pickle face when I give her a facial

by Absinthe Drinker May 1, 2008

pickled

drunk from alcahol

Damn! I got pickled last night!

by Cyrustaran June 3, 2003

pickle fingers

A deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. Used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. Typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.

Jim: "Tim, please pick up that dime."
Tim: "Can't, man, I got pickle fingers".

by marainey December 6, 2009

Pickled Willy

When you finger your girlfriend and immediately give someone close to her a wet willy with the same finger.

For girls: when you jack your boyfriend off and get cum on the tip of your finger and immediately give someone close to him a wet willy with the same finger.

Dude, he totally took biological warfare to a new level when he gave his girlfriend's brother a pickled willy.

Not only did Justin get Rodney with a pickled willy, he got the dog too!

by jnrjwalker October 28, 2010

Picklechin

A person who’s an asshole or a dumbass

I Can’t believe my boi Mike lied to me. He’s a picklechin for that.

by 👟💤🔥💡 May 16, 2019