Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
by RCampz November 09, 2009
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Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you
dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.
by Blake the amazin September 21, 2007
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Bond-wagon Fan

Any person that has multiple favorite teams. This definition also pertains to a fan who will talk smack about how great their team is when they win, but will have no association whatsoever with that team when they lose.
A week with a win -"Haha dude your team sucks... we raped em last night."

A week with a loss-"Dude, I have never been a fan of them... My brother goes to school there... thats all."
-"Dude shut up you're such a Bond-wagon Fan."
by KentuckyCATS January 13, 2008
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Piss Wagon

a wagon in witch one would store urine for long periods of time.
whenever i travel, i always bring with, my piss wagon.

My piss wagon is leaking

did you bring your piss wagon?

"Dave's got a bad case of wagonitus!"
by nigawssip August 18, 2009
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wagon wheel sucker pluck

A made up word for dumbasses stupid enough to search this up.

Or when you suck on the hair on the pussy and use your teeth violently to yank it.
^^^ wagon wheel sucker pluck
by riverwanadyke March 07, 2017
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paddy wagon

Used all over Australia, dumbarse. Never heard of that other description.
The paddywagon was pulled up in front of the neighbours again.
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