Phone Parade

One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)

The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.

"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"

by Professor Faggot Q. Boring May 31, 2006

Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

Phone sex

tallking about what your going to do and showing over facetime

barbra; show me that cock phone sex

bob; oh yes baby

by daniel123454321 September 18, 2016

phone pinching

holding the corner of your phone over dangerous places and taking a photo

dave: bro did you see that photo steve took
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!

by yeahtheboys November 24, 2015

Phone dick

Another word for phone sex

I'm too lazy to give her the D so she getting some phone dick tonight.

She ugly but I need to bust a nut so I'm gonna give her that phone dick.

by BurntS November 9, 2014