milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

by Deetey April 23, 2017

Milk with Ice

People who drink milk with ice cubes in it are legally retarded and require a special education to help them out with their disability.

You drink milk with ice? I didn’t know you were a spaz

by Snaktyme February 16, 2021

mild milk

A crazy drug that is around 20% human cum, 30% muscle milk , 10% Xanax, 10% acid and 30% cocoa bean.

Bro I’m trippin of this mild milk!

by Mmccoonneell January 6, 2020

VSCO milk

VSCO girls love to be all natural with their 'oatmilk' and 'almond' trends - the latest milk trend coming straight from their own breasts.

Aged milk from breasts 45+ yrs and older considered vintage and costs extra.
Breast milk cheese available at the local Trader Joe's.
VM cream coming soon to a Whole Foods near you.

Starbucks worker: "What kind of milk ya want"
VSCO girl: "Im all good, I make my own"
Starbuck worker: "I see you on that new age VSCO milk shelly I see you"

by Shellyandhermomlovecows December 4, 2019

cereal and milk

a form of soup which EVERYONE agrees on

my favourite soup is cereal and milk

by ChipsOnUrban May 16, 2021

Giant's Milk

(N.) Strongest milk you can find to impress your big woman

Giant's milk, that's how I got so strong.

by Giantsbane April 23, 2019

Mercy Milk

When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.

A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.

My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018