To "jock" someone is to ride too closely, as in trying to have an uninvited closeness or association.
"That toy is trying to jock LOD graffiti crew as though he's a bomber someone that does illegal graffiti."
by Mr. Flashback July 07, 2013
by Plow300 June 04, 2019
The man who brings the water.
Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.
Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.
by WhiskyGirl84 August 07, 2021
by JahnomanExt December 12, 2020
Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 22, 2024
An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022