Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?
by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021
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business bone

A sexual encounter that is done for either career advancement or networking purposes
Did you sleep that with that ugly PR girl last night?

Well... yeah dude, but it was strictly a business bone. I wanted to make a connection with one of her clients.
by Rippin and Tearin January 12, 2011
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bone-chugger

1. Any person who performs fellatio with wild abandon.
2. Derogatory title used to demean the intended target.
Man, I tell you Sheila is quite the bone-chugger

That fricken Larry guy is a damn bone-chugger. Let's ditch him.
by el-dday January 13, 2007
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monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
by milfy902 November 19, 2014
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on the meat bone

"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"
by whipwhipnaenae December 08, 2020
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Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone
DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
by djenki December 20, 2010
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Doodle Bones

That V shaped muscle above a man's junk that is very defined on a fit guy that points to his doodle.
Hey T what do you think of that hot guys doodle bones? Y thinks it is really sexy!!!
by zigmantas April 13, 2014
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