October 27

A day where a big boi with a fat ass rubs some cream on his cock and fucks a thanksgiving turkey.

Man I can’t wait for October 27

by Smelma Cock October 16, 2019

October 1st

u were just valentine sex

Person: october 1st is a cool date to be birthed on even if you're a libra

by ramothegay October 15, 2019

October 29

This is a THOT day!!!! So talk to an ex or be a hoe

Omg Karen is that Adam you better steal him away from eve .
She cant even blame you cause its October 29 Thot day!!!

by Anonymous American October 29, 2019

october 17

national girl hug a boy day ,, girls get to hug any boy they want :)

"Nation Girl Hug a Boy day is October 17!"

by longlivejoe October 13, 2019

October 31st

You say yes to all short people.

Short person: Can I have 1 million dollars?
It’s October 31st.
Tall person: Yes.
GIVES 1MILLION BUCKS

by JonIan October 26, 2019

October 3

This is the day when thicc dick people are born

Friend 1:what's ur birth day
Friend 2:October 3rd
Friend 1:ok damn thicc boi

by Fuck boy 012 November 11, 2019

october 19

you are the prettiest lil bean must be loved at all costs !! someone always will wish to the stars for your happiness because you deserve it !! no one can ever be as amazing as you <3

you : oh im born on october 19!!
me : oof i hear soulmate bells

by rueee October 16, 2019