Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Where there is a will there is a way

Anthony Sanchez Jr

Anthony Sanchez Jr makes anything happen where there is a will there is a way.

by OJ SAVAGE THE 3rd December 5, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Where's me

Where are/where is my...?
Liverpool dialect, usually run together to make one continuous sound: "weezme"

Lad, where's me car? Deffo left it here. Heavy if that's been nicked.

by Grenbish November 15, 2021

Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 7, 2021

Where’s my “Killing Stick?”

Anything that contains Nicotine.

Where’s my “Killing Stick?” Asked Jackie.

by Hele53 September 23, 2021

Where yo bev at?

A slang term for not having your beverage at the dinner table while eating.

Tyler: This burger bussin bussin ong ong.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at?
Tyler: I'm sorry I didn't get any water.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at? *Shoots Tyler 27 times

by TheHolySampleText July 12, 2021