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Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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Cloud nine

A place where you dream to be.
JASON-’ hey Mary, sniff that quick.’
MARY- ‘sniff’ , ‘I think Iam in cloud nine.’
by godsangelgal November 28, 2018
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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Forty-Nined

The art of outplaying someone. Named after one of the many Gods that people believe in.
Man, get forty-nined
by Master'sThoughts.BaitUs November 14, 2019
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Nine Mile Station

Cheesy, Dorky or Creepy. Often used to explain men over 50 being creepy.
Lets steer clear of that place, I hear they're very Nine Mile Station
by myoduesp esp January 6, 2023
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nine nine nine

Pronounced "nyen nyen nyennnn" with a full extend from the one on the end.
A super fresh shout out made to jazz up the tough boys at your cool guy rap battle and evoke their hot sweaty respect and also many stylized hand and finger poses. The trick is it's quick because you flick it.
"Word up, this is the real shit coming atcha now! Talkin' nine nine nine! Hey you! Come over here and piss out the fire on my back!"
by JLamprey June 5, 2023
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Sixty nine

Giving mental head one after another
Jeffery: Think about it.....koko: How would I go about thinking about that? Jeffry: OK sixty nine mentally not oral
by Guesswhoo22 November 16, 2020
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