Needs some get right

When a lesbian needs some real penis just for change

Susan has been so grouchy for the last week, I think she needs some get right.

by Bamahawg November 2, 2020

We need to talk

May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"

Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.

by ליהי October 3, 2020

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020

That’s what the squad needed

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony

Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed

by Nezuko with a gun October 9, 2020

help we need

When a group of people is wanting sexual intercourse with a woman

"Thats some help we need," Jason said to the boyz.

by ayessvee October 10, 2020

honey we need to talk

When shit is about to go down!

Wife:Honey we need to talk, I have no fuckong auss huole

by Funguyman September 4, 2017

you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.

*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.

by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017