you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.

*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.

by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

by sXekazerider May 13, 2016

Need

when you walk into a place and everyone starts staring at you, well in that case the need level is high.

-walks into a bar and everybody is staring- "the need in this place is high af"
-a person looks at you, you look back at her and ask- "need?"

by Theycallmeelia February 15, 2018

fam i need to cut

when you are somewhere and you have to leave quickly.

fam i need to cut before my mum gets home.

by 30k drilla January 19, 2017

Yall need to learn to sit

When a group of people think they are good at something but then they are shown by the speaker that they actually are bad at such thing by him/her doing it better

Man yall ain't good yall need to learn to sit u trash

by Mr.gts December 8, 2019

City Needs Sleep

A self-explanatory term for a city that needs sleep such as a city that has a nearly empty nightlife or a city that has a virus (or any carriers of disease) infecting numbers of its denizens.

Bob: I just went to Austin, Texas. Man, that city needs sleep.
Luke: I agree man, the disease hits hard on Austin, Texas. There is about a few people infected there.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020