nail fu

Ancient spanish fighting style when nails are used as weaponry

Watch out I know nail fu!

by duudewersdf June 9, 2011

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Scraping the nail

When your board / skis go over an icy part of the slopes and makes a scraping sound.

"bro I just hit this gnarly run and all I could hear was my board scraping the nail."

by hawaiislang March 6, 2017

Coke nails

When a person has those really long, almost useless fingernail(s) that could only be good for one thing, snorting cocaine.

Look at the amount of drugs she can fit on her coke nails!!

by Hmblondie August 25, 2013

piss nailed

when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.

he lost the bet and got piss nailed by a hoy chick with a strap on

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

on the nail

without delay, on time (about payment; informal)

Usually, once I receive a bill, I pay it on the nail.

by vovahuevo September 24, 2017