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vampire mullet

(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.

The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).
Morgatha's vampire mullet is a sure sign she's crazy.

I think I cut my hand on your vampire mullet.
by seahowl September 16, 2006
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Business Mullet

Hairstyle of the business world. Not exaclty like the regular mullet. Not as long as the redneck mullet, it is properly combed and medium long.
Donald Trump, Clark Kent have a business mullet.
by waka jawaka December 27, 2009
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Mullet

A bitch with no tits but a fat ass.
Like the hairstyle, with nothing on top but a large rear portion.
Allie jones is a mullet
by i_smoke_rock December 28, 2005
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Mulletdom

A mythical zone, where you go when you grow a mullet.
Population: lots.
Ruler: Jon S. Stock.
Exports: Midwestern Rock Bands
Citizens of Mulletdom are known as Mulletheads
"OH NO. After that haircut, I've now entered the realm of Mulletdom"
by Withiel S Black July 17, 2003
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mullettron

The biggest, champion of all mullets your eyes have ever seen!
I have seen the mullettron, halleluiah!
by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003
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mullahey

A website which had hidden code to install spyware on your computer.
Your website is a mullahey!
by Thaddius April 14, 2004
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Mullinite

One who suffers from extreme hair growth particularly in the anal region
You hairy arsed mullinite!!!
by extreme newey May 13, 2005
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