Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

mommy

sjjsjsjsjsjs idk bro

"hey ___"
"hey mommy"

by bootyeater79872 May 28, 2022

mommy

Mommy - She is the most fine girl in the world!

Damn, that girl is literally mommy

by That doesn’t really affect me January 23, 2023

Mommy

the mother of a child
get out of here horny peeps

person1: whos this lady?
person2: my mommy
person1: cool

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here October 10, 2021

mommy milkers

the tit of a mother that contains valueous milk

the mommy milkers where quite firm

by anonymous January 24, 2023

Mommy

mommy. sorry. mommy. sorry. mommy. sorry

my friend: Hey!
me: Hey Mommy😉

by C1air3_b3ar January 17, 2022

Mommy ASMR

An audio performed by a woman with a soft and comforting voice, some might say a “mommy voice,” to make you feel comforted, wanted, and less lonely.

Yeah bro, I listen to mommy ASMR to fall asleep.

by Fatter Than Fat May 17, 2025