Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Ming Lee

A Menace to literal society itself.
List of War crimes Ming has done to the general public:
Psychological and emotional abuse

*Attempted filicide
*Destruction to private property

*Trespassing
*Stalking
*Vandalism

*Assault and battery

*Public endangerment

If anything, she should of Been executed for her crimes in Turning Red Ong

Me: Don’t time travel to May 25th 2002 and go to Toronto
Worst mistake of my life
(prob cuz Ming lee is an ass)

by Alleg69 August 22, 2022

minge

in britain a minge is known as a car

brandon: i’m gonna get a brand new minge today but i’m not sure what colour
toby: i got a white minge but i prefer the grey ones

by jxrdan January 19, 2021

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

ming

something or someone that is gross, dirty looking, ugly, unappealing

"that looks ming"

"he's ming"

by deepfryer July 20, 2021

Ming

A beautiful Asian young lady who is known for being quiet in public .But once u get to know her , she will be the most nicest toxic person you ever met.she likes to get her life together,she reminds u of those cute dolls in the shop that u always wanted when u were little,she can may get a little sensitive at times.

Ming is a good girl

by Richard Cowell November 21, 2021