Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required

Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah

by Olsburger September 7, 2016

Ming

Ming is a word used to describe a person or persons who looks like Ming the merciless from the movie Flash Gordon,a person so ruthless and cunning like the character portrayed in the movie

Oh look there is iian,he looks just like Ming

Look at that ballbag ming

by Akrbxz November 15, 2016

Minge cringe

When a girl sees an ugly lad she has slept with

Oh my god there's my ex .. he's so ugly I've got minge cringe

by Kawysgs November 22, 2016

ming daddy

Mingdaddy is a term used to describe a man with an unusual power over women.

A Male of supperior looks. A player of players. A romantic lady killer.

That O.G. has been a ming daddy since 1982!

by ricewithsoup December 1, 2016

Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

ming jiun

Useless re cre piece of shit

U are a ming jiun.

by Jsjsndnnx xn April 18, 2018

MINGE

Noun. Vagina, pussy, cunt. Commonly used in the UK by teenagers.

G1: That girl had a dirty minge.
G2: I know. She stank if fish as she walked by.

by BLAMETL June 12, 2018