Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required

Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah

by Olsburger September 7, 2016

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Ming

Ming is a word used to describe a person or persons who looks like Ming the merciless from the movie Flash Gordon,a person so ruthless and cunning like the character portrayed in the movie

Oh look there is iian,he looks just like Ming

Look at that ballbag ming

by Akrbxz November 15, 2016

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Minge cringe

When a girl sees an ugly lad she has slept with

Oh my god there's my ex .. he's so ugly I've got minge cringe

by Kawysgs November 22, 2016

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ming daddy

Mingdaddy is a term used to describe a man with an unusual power over women.

A Male of supperior looks. A player of players. A romantic lady killer.

That O.G. has been a ming daddy since 1982!

by ricewithsoup December 1, 2016

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Ming-Leung

Someone who is skilled at fabricating clapping sounds using only one hand, by shaking it up and down at high speed.

Will: Hey, why aren't you clapping your hands like everyone else?
James: Well, I just can't help it, I'm a Ming-Leung.

by PrayforSnotty November 7, 2019

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Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

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