Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Milf

I don't know what it means, thats why I'm asking.

She is a milf

by anonymous February 15, 2021

milf

a mom i want to fuck

do you see that milf bruv

by MILF_lover May 25, 2022

milf

man i love frogs

-oop theres a frog
-milf!

by halal-stilusu fekete fem December 6, 2021

slaggy milf

If you have a friend called sky

“Sky your such a slaggy milf!”

by milf hoover March 24, 2021

E-Milf

Exactly like a normal Milf with the added bonus of being a gamer herself and having an E-Girl or E-Boy as daughter/son.

Person 1: Dude my Mom plays Viedeogames.
Person 2: Not just Candy Crush on her Phone?
Person 1: No like real Games!
Person 2: Yo dude I think your Mom is an E-Milf.

by Quonquertron February 7, 2020

Milf

Man I love Fortnite

Little boy- milf!!!
Little boys friend- what does that mean?
Little boy- man I love fortnite!!

by Booty licker 696969 February 15, 2022