Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
Get the midnight haircutmug. The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.
by Onehole June 26, 2021
Get the Midnight mulliganmug. that goddess from mha. (Nemuri Kayama) the fact she can make me fall asleep and fall in love at the same time... *blush*
by justdabichillin March 9, 2021
Get the midnightmug. 1- 00:00 (zero o'clock).
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the wee hours.
4- The middle of the nighttime.
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the wee hours.
4- The middle of the nighttime.
Midnight.
by Çalazoth July 20, 2025
Get the midnightmug. (Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.
Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
by MincinMan January 31, 2025
Get the Midnight Rockmug. lot of drink, smoke anything... all this when year finishes, dec 31, friends or enemies.. people joining fest discover or face new year once again
by quiterio the great October 26, 2017
Get the midnight feastmug. by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019
Get the midnight cheesemug.