midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

midnight swirl

Eating ass and you end up eating poop

I was givin that bitch an RJ and I was givin a midnight swirl in return.

by Funkymonkeychunks January 3, 2017

midnight dominator

Someone who possess you off so much that your pussy gets wet, but he's your daddy so you just have to roll with it. Actual real.

Dude, Christian is a midnight dominator

by Midnight Dominator January 7, 2017

Midnight

Someone who seems pretty mean and edgy, but means well. No they don't, fuck you.

Brad: Woah, don't be such a Midnight, dude!
Dude: Fuck off, bitch.

by Some person, somewhere. December 5, 2019

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019

Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020