midnight depression

when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.
Man i got midnight depression last night, i don't know what was happening with me.
by KrivRedDragon July 08, 2020
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Midnight Heed

Australian Labor or Cross-bench politician who likes to hang out at a seedy motel and ply their craft at Midnight to journalists for a mention of their name on their blog or newspaper column.
"He, like the girls, seems to be reading this blog and paying midnight heed."
by Australian Liberal Party December 01, 2012
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Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
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midnight love

A midnight love is someone who you hook up with (commonly at night) who doesn’t love you as much as you love them. Usually this person will require you to keep the relationship a secret and tell no one. You may feel as if you’re in a one sided love or if your being used for the primary purpose of sex.
I guess i’ll just settle for being their midnight love.
by taurus7 May 31, 2023
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midnight love

Someone who you love more than they love you. This person may hook up with you (specifically at night) but doesn’t want to pursue an actual relationship with you. This person may not want anyone to know you guys are hooking up and may make require you to keep it a secret. Usually a midnight love will be someone who’s your number one but you aren’t there’s in return. Commonly midnight loves are one sided and for the soul purpose of sex.
I guess i’ll have to settle for just being their midnight love.
by taurus7 May 30, 2023
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Midnight toothbrush

So at midnight.... you're in a room with your partner, before your male partner ejaculates you open your mouth wiDe and let him cum in your mouth mostly on your teeth.. side to side and deeeeeeep throat
Homie: yo parker did you give her a midnigh toothbrush
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro

Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch
by tittykittykat May 20, 2017
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Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.
Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
by 18cent June 12, 2017
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