Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.
JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
by JohnnyYou love him to like him July 2, 2016
Get the masturbation in retaliationmug. by Thurston June 18, 2003
Get the The Masturbation Stationmug. This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too.
See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out.
Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.
I fucking hate you.
I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?
Not with you.
Thats douchey.
Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.
I fucking hate you.
I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?
Not with you.
Thats douchey.
by gordon getty November 13, 2011
Get the Mental Masturbationmug. Someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling.
by The Kerch April 26, 2008
Get the music masturbatormug. To Masturbate in a very patriotic way. Often will be done while listening to the national anthem, while watching the president give a speech, Or while cloaked in an American Flag
Guy 1: Dude last night i did some constitutional masturbation.
Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem
Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem
by Gentalmansmiley June 20, 2011
Get the constitutional masturbationmug. what does bridge and masturbation have in common ???
answer:
if you don't have a good hand, you better have a good partner !!!
answer:
if you don't have a good hand, you better have a good partner !!!
by itchie_nocanpo June 30, 2006
Get the bridge and masturbationmug. Utter discontent because all you can smell is stale pee and ass smell. It really sucks in public rest rooms.
"Man, after taking a vicious dump, I decided not to masturbate because all I could smell was ass. masturbating on the shitter sucks
by WoodstockCobalt December 9, 2008
Get the masturbating on the shittermug.