Mars

My bestest friend. An amazing person.

"Yass Mars!! Go best friend!!!"

by jester_tbh July 4, 2022

Mars

Mars is a tall person with short brown hair and hazel eyes, they love reading and watching whatever they can find on TV. They are a loud person who can be easily hurt by words and hates everything about themselves. If you ever find a Mars, make sure you stick with them!

“Hey bro! Did you hear Mars got moved schools again?”
“Yea, it’s sad honestly.”

by Mars_:) April 6, 2022

Mars

Mars is a gender neutral name with Greek Origin that means The God Of War.

Expect this person to be either really chaotic or messed up mentally.

Mars is also known as the red planet who is slightly bigger than half the size of Earth, so there's a chance this person likes space.

Friend: Oh, hey Mars! How are you?
Mars: I don't like you.

by uswally November 20, 2021

jessie mars

Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches

Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy

by Real akinator June 6, 2023

Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Mars

1. A fag

2. Kenma stan

"Ayo is that mars?"

"Yeah they're a fag"

by Marshater111 May 29, 2021

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021