Ryan (Male)

Ryan is a really great guy who can relate to you easily. He always cheers you up when you're feeling like a pile of trash or you're mad at some person (whatever it is). He's the only person that can text you back immediately which makes you feel less alone. You can talk to him for hours and not get tired of it at all. He convinces you to make the right decisions, even if they seem bad. Never abandon him!

Hey, look! It's Ryan (Male) the amazing serotonin donor, let's talk to him.

by Deebeesie July 8, 2021

Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.

Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol

by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022

male magnet

A girl that attracts the male gender

Wow ur such a male magnet!

by Hurhurhur. July 6, 2017

Sigma Male

Another word for "incel"

(I know Urban Dictionary is full of you "sigma male" incels and y'all probably going to spam the dislike button, so y'all can go continue to dick ride Andrew Tate)

"I'm a sigma male" translates to: "I'm a useless, insecure incel that has no friends, lives in his mom's basement, never goes outside, and has never spoken to a woman before in my life. So I hid my insecurities by being an egoistic misogynistic prick who thinks he's the best. I also masturbate to Andrew Tate"

by GoatLord666 August 23, 2023

male jumbliees

moobs

Don't touch my male jumbliees they are sensitive.

by ilovemypenguin July 9, 2010

Bertie Male

Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.

"Bro I'm soooo good at football!"
"Shut up you Bertie male"

by Bertie is cool 420 August 9, 2019

Megaloman Male

Essentially just an extremely sigma male. It's like Andrew Tate Top G level but even more powerful.

Look at that guy! He's such a Megaloman Male.

by DRAGONVNQSHR January 13, 2023