May 9th 

the day kate found out everyone hates her

“what happened on may 9th?”
“kate scadden found out 72 people disliked her urban dictionary definition of february 19”

May 9th by katescadden May 9, 2020

May 27 

People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.

Everyone born on May 27 is that bitch

May 27 by rufusfromkimpossible May 27, 2020

May 12th 

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits

Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big

May 12th by 1M W13RD September 3, 2020

May 1 

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

May 1 by anonymous November 4, 2020

May 30 

National make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with your bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend:”Hey babe we have to make out”
Girlfriend:”why?”
Boyfriend:”Because it’s may 30”

May 30 by BadSonicboom9 December 6, 2020

May 9 

If you are born on may 9. You are a total baddie! Make a wish and it will come true. These people are the prettiest and funniest. You are friendly and kind, but sometimes stubborn. You are blessed!

Me:hey, happy birthday!
People born on may 9: thank you!

May 9 by Hegfkdifh January 31, 2021

May 7th

kiss and cuddle with ur gf

hey it’s may 7th *kisses gf*

May 7th by siddons.allie May 6, 2021