Wake-and-Laugh

When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.

Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."

by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022

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I'm laughing because you are letting this nigga PRETEND TO BE ME and he's sexually defrauding Swedish girls and revenge porning all your little YouTube friends you fucking idiot! That's YOU! That you doing that!

Hym "Oh, the laughing? Clearly it's the pressure building up in my fucking skull, you bitch! The bacteria is activating the laughing neurons! I try to type 'Oh no! What a tragedy!' And instead I get 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' It's the strangest thing!

by Hym Iam January 25, 2025

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Laughing and getting in trouble

When your friend says a good joke and you end up laughing, but your teacher is like "I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH DURING A TEST" and end up getting a 0 on a test.

I was caught laughing and getting in trouble.

by jrqwidhaserjkhsefkj February 4, 2019

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Belly Laughs and Orgasms

Pleasurable activities to focus on. Instead of divisive issues like Guns or Abortion I believe in Belly Laughs and Orgasms.

My couples therapist says he believes in Belly Laughs and Orgasms, but not at the same time.

by Herdrunner January 7, 2024

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if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN

“If I’m mad and I start laughing RUN” can be used in two different ways, someone might say it to joke around OR
A UwU susy Baka girl/boy might say if someone makes them mad.

UwU:I LUV mha!!! :3 :p
Person 1:bro shut up you have said that at least 3 times WE ALL KNOW
UwU: hey! You should never t say that you might make me sad🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Person 2: yo person 1 isn’t wrong and plus what are you gonna do about it?
UwU:if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN *starts laughing*

by Bb_gurlllll July 6, 2023

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Laugh

LAUGH

L. IS FOR LOVERS WHO LOVE ONE ANOTHER

A. IS FOR ASS OF WHICH I LIKE TO EAT

U. IS FOR YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME

G. IS FOR THE ONLY GAMER I SEE

H. IS FOR HAPPY I ALWAYS FEEL IT

WHEN YOU PUT IT TOGETHER WHAT DO YOU GET?

PUT IT TOGETHER WHAT DO YOU GET?

WHAT DO YOU GET?

WHAT DO YOU GET?
*Slaps whiteboard and all markers fall*

L A U G H

Everyone else: what do you do on your spare time?

jack: I LAUGH

by Heiihoo May 4, 2019

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