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lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there
“I was going to lay one on you tonight
you should of!!”
by 023701 March 2, 2024
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Lays

Air. Just air. If you are lucky. One chip at the bottom. Just expensive air.
I just breathe Lays. Everyone breathes lays. Were all lays.
by Gay-Guy-James-Charles December 13, 2019
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chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it
They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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Lai

A man that keeps lying even when held red-handed. Such a man is thoughtlessly skilled at blowing expensive lies.
Mr Mohammed is lies too much; I think he is a Lai.
by Pasoki February 5, 2020
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Lai

Lai is a young girl that so so so beautiful inside and out, cool like she's "rocky-yow-rock" and the other kind are soft-hearted and nice, smart the way she has, HOT, creative and the funniest ever! She has literally a weird and can't explain humor and she's a different person. Mostly are depressed like suffering from pain but, "Oh I'm pretty so nevermind hmm!" And just playin on the radio with loud volume while dancin. She loves to walk like going there here there here there.
"Lai yay."
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.
Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.
by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025
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