P. Kelly special

When arsenal supporters have sex with Black girls and pretend that they are thierry henry.

OOOh theirry, you dirty black girl, you are loving this aren't you.

by Sam Bowan January 17, 2005

Pulling a Kelly Khumalo

Household kwaito star Kelly Khumalo claimed to be a virgin back in 2006. Her racy image and in your face sexuality made a mockery of the claim. So "pulling a Kelly Khumalo" means pretending to be a virgin when you're not.

She really deceived him by pulling a Kelly Khumalo until he found out she was three months pregnant.

by Miss Smacked July 24, 2012

R. Kelly

A nasty prick who fucks females whom
are too young for him. An incog-negro who slaps down the race card when it suits him. A rich asshole who will
look the community (camera) in the eye and say: "don't believe you're lyin' eyes. Believe me!"

Most African-American professional
athletes (especially the NBA), and
Robert Kelly (pedophile
extraordinaire)

by RichieRich July 30, 2003

kelly stalking

stalking someone in every aspect of their life

girl 1: she's following my blogs, my twitter, my facebook and myspace"
girl 2: "oh.. so she's totally kelly stalking you"

by lindsay lohan lady gagaa March 3, 2009

Kelly

Shes the most amazing person ever,I love her so much she is my world.I can talk to her from sunrise to sunset,I could look at her for hours the best person to be around and she is super pretty and shes nice,smart,gorgeous.she is super funny always makes other people laugh.Kelly has a beautiful smile her teeth are like Pearl's her eyes are like diamonds.meeting kelly was the best thing she is like the best person to be around. oh and cant forget BALI!!!!!

1.OMG kelly is so smart and pretty

2.she is the best

by MICHELE+PIZZA November 21, 2019

r. kelly

woah! he did what...pissed on a 15 year old...what a freakin wacko...he fucked them too...was he stoned?...damn I want to be famous

i love junoir high school parking lots at 3pm the same way r. kelly does

by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

kelly and brett

1. A relationship in which the female is so domineering that she removes the man’s penis and carries it in her pocket.

2. A couple who join a group of friends, then the female talks about everyone and creates general discontent among everyone in the group. The male simply watches and says nothing to upset the succubus he is stuck with.

3. A couple in which the female produces abnormally large amounts of testosterone causing her to be a crazy bitch; and the male produces abnormally high levels of estrogen and lets her walk all over him cuckold.

Have you met our new neighbors?
Yeah, I heard her belittling him and his friends earlier.
Oh, so they are a total Kelly and Brett couple then.

by utopian reflux December 9, 2008