videogame junk food

A videogame that does not improve or tries anything new to make it unique and stand out. It's basic and you've played something like it before. regardless, the game is still fun to play.

Keep in mind: if the game is bad, it's not videogame junk food.

"Call of Juarez Gunslinger is basically just videogame junk food."
"I know, that's why I love it."

by m'sir December 12, 2021

Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.

Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"

by Superood February 18, 2023

Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole

The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".

by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011

Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.

“Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”

by Smith.John October 11, 2019

Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling

Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut

by Booger13 January 16, 2013

Junk Stuffers

Briefs

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse

by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011