by JPsavagejr July 5, 2017
Get the jordan pope mug.Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012
Get the Jordan, Minnesota mug.A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
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someone2: no, why?
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by mk614 December 23, 2011
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by dytfugiyfugh October 3, 2018
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