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Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.
"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013
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Twerkle jerk

Twerkle jerking can be a fun springtime activity!
by Luemma02 November 26, 2013
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Circle jerk selfie

An individual who is able to orally and anally pleasure oneself independently simultaneously
Bro check out that hottie panting to that circle jerk selfie!
by Kurt breezy December 24, 2013
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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
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jelly jerker

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016
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Infinity Jerk

When two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking.
Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.
by Slade W November 18, 2016
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tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure
"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"
by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017
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