Jammed up

When the poo has hit the fan in one’s life.

I’m not jammed up. Scammy spent all my money, the sober living was gross so I left, I’m essentially homeless, I don’t have any of my shit because I’m too nervous to be around all the drama associated with getting it consolidated into one area, and all I wanna do is get high but can’t because I’m facing 131 years in prison at the moment.

by Eve Gonzales January 5, 2020

Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

Jimmy Jam

A pairing session between a product designer and an engineer where design tweaks are made in real-time. Happens frequently at Kickstarter.

Jimmy and Kilian had a Jimmy Jam on the new landing pages before they went out on Friday.

by jimmyjammin April 17, 2020

jam

another word for "do", or to take action

or to smoke pot

"I'll jam that."

or

"You guys wanna go jam?"

by chillinthamost July 15, 2008

Jim Jam

1. A serf or indentured servant, of any race, ethnicity, sex, or creed.
2. An individual in a lesser social class than you.

1. Jim Jams have become increasingly less popular since 1865.
2. HA, look at the Jim Jams over in the corner of the lunchroom!

by Jam-Jim May 22, 2013

Hot jam

A "Hot Jam" is a good music track, mainly from the 80's/pop genre.

I was at oceana last night and they played such a hot jam.

by eatdeath May 24, 2009

FIG JAM

Acronym: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

"Girl I need to get my hair done"

"Fig jam"

"What?"

Fuck I'm Good, just ask me

by Allen Jonson July 20, 2007