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italian

Being of an Italian descent. If you are born in Italy, then you are Italian. Lots of non-italians when describing their definitions say 'We Italians', mean while they live in America. You are NOT Italian if you live in America, you can have Italian ancestry, but you're still more American than Italian. Some of the definitions of this word are pretty bad and very stereotypical. No, Italy is not the most kick-ass country in the world with the most kick-ass people. Not all Italian girls and guys are 'hot' and not all Italians are olive skinned and dark haired. Many Italians appear to be attractive because of the way they dress (most Europeans care about the way they look than we do in North America). Italians are just as pure-white-Caucasian as any American(s) (who is/are white) is. I was born in Italy and moved to Canada and still travel back every year. Whenever I go, I think of all of the crazy stuff people say about Italians. Yes, they can be confusing and hard to understand at times, I've read many books on them and have also experienced them... but not all Italians are who you think they are. Basically, you cannot talk about Italy/Italians without KNOWING (as in going there, and SEEING everything, how they act and react to things) Italy and Italians.
Stop over-exaggerating about italians.
by ballerinalina March 29, 2007
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Italian

people who steal pasta from china
marco polo is an italian who stole pasta from china.
by prdni mi na glavu January 14, 2006
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Italian soccer

A special kind of soccer in which the most important skill is the ability to writhe on the field in fake agony until the ref yellow/red cards an opposing player.
Pro-wrestling is about as legit as Italian soccer.
by Q-Ray July 11, 2006
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italian

Italians are white. A touch darker, but white. How do I know? I'm Neapolitan decent. No one in my family or friends has ever considered themselves non-caucasian. Italians are classified as caucasian. It's not rocket science.
Someone: Italians are not minorites in the U.S.

Someone else: That must be why Guiliani isn't considered a minority candidate.
by bars55 December 15, 2008
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italian

Hot bodies, tanned skin and hung like horses! I may only be 1/2 Italian but my other half is full blooded!!!
Holy shit, thats so big, he must be Italian!
by Franchesco December 28, 2005
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Hey turn that music down Italian.
by Wynne Man December 28, 2005
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Italiano

When you give a man or woman a facial and then sprinkle Parmesan cheese over the semen.
'I had a great time tonight. Let's say we go back to my place and I give you a classic Italiano.'
by Kirk2814 August 5, 2018
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