Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023
Get the Turned into a grilling rodmug. Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.
Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or
Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
or
Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
by b-rad.J February 10, 2025
Get the Grilling Hammug. Grilling
I love Grilling
I love throwing THAT wiener on the Grill
(YOUR GRILL)
I love hearing it sizzle and pop
I mean hot dog you perverts
But i'm open for business ;)
SIZZLE ME BABY
GRILLING
Turning on the Grill and throw them weiners on ;)
Neighbor: Walks in*
YOU: grab a weiner and ill throw it on the grill
Neighbor" walks outside whips out your weiner and puts it on the grill
You: aw its to hot
Neighbor: i got you ill cool you off
Neighbor: starts sucking youoff
cum goes everywhere
Neighbor: I love your weiner sauce
Neighor starts playing Baby put your balls in my jaws.
I love Grilling
I love throwing THAT wiener on the Grill
(YOUR GRILL)
I love hearing it sizzle and pop
I mean hot dog you perverts
But i'm open for business ;)
SIZZLE ME BABY
GRILLING
Turning on the Grill and throw them weiners on ;)
Neighbor: Walks in*
YOU: grab a weiner and ill throw it on the grill
Neighbor" walks outside whips out your weiner and puts it on the grill
You: aw its to hot
Neighbor: i got you ill cool you off
Neighbor: starts sucking youoff
cum goes everywhere
Neighbor: I love your weiner sauce
Neighor starts playing Baby put your balls in my jaws.
by DomiDICKs April 3, 2023
Get the Grillingmug. by Susiequetoyou June 13, 2018
Get the newbe grillmug. 
by Vali Akros March 18, 2021
Get the Grillmug. from the Latin word Grillious, slob best describes grill during the long, endless days she spends locked in her room, binge watching the fresh prince of bel air or other worthless Netflix trash such as legally blondes (Le-gally blond)
If you try to approach grill during this savage period of time she will attack most likely in the form of a dig in the arm, slap in the face or worst of all, a swift kick to the balls.
The grill also spends endless hours watching the 'raucous' actions of Max and Harvey, a musically duo who would make anyone other than a 10 year old girls ears bleed and are yet considered 'music stars'
If you try to approach grill during this savage period of time she will attack most likely in the form of a dig in the arm, slap in the face or worst of all, a swift kick to the balls.
The grill also spends endless hours watching the 'raucous' actions of Max and Harvey, a musically duo who would make anyone other than a 10 year old girls ears bleed and are yet considered 'music stars'
by hennersg February 14, 2017
Get the Grillmug.