Pizza brain

When someone mentions pizza and you suddenly realize it's all you ever wanted. You now can't focus on anything else unless it's pizza.

Aww man I can't talk about this now, I got pizza brain. Get me a fucking slice!

by Carlyy_marley July 24, 2017

Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing March 06, 2016

Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.

Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.

by Yo Mama Like Me January 04, 2021

pp brain

A pp brain is when a person is stupid in the head

It could also mean craving pp or having a dirty mind

fam, why you always having a pp brain smh

by jackwasactuallytaken November 24, 2021

Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 20, 2019

boobs for brains

When a girl is super attractive but really dumb, usually has big boobs, lots of make up and is very dimsighted.

Guy 1: "hey did you ever get with that girl?"
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."

by maccaronitoni November 18, 2014

brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash August 03, 2015