little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013

Little fetus

The uncommon insult to say to a little kid under age playing online games on mic

Get the f#$% out of here ya little fetus

by ftdfghyf February 01, 2013

Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.

I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.

by ISleptWithYourSister December 09, 2020

Little soldier

A guy's ding dong wing wang

I met his little soldier last night.

by HelloKittySloth June 22, 2016

little weenie

tiny cute objects

*their’s a newborn baby

“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”

*theres a tiny cactus

*whispers

“Little weenie”

by MomThatsCool August 26, 2019

Little Scat

What hillbillies call young children.

Bob : How's Candy doin'?
Joe : Oh that little scat causes so much trouble I might have to shoot her with a rifle
Bob : Want me to beat Candy's ass?
Joe : Please.

by Nightfall the Warrior Cat December 29, 2018

Little paddles

Another way to say feet.

"Look at his little paddles!"

by cupcakegirl74 February 17, 2017