Florida

A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things

Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement

by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022

Florida

A derogatory adjective, hinting at an individual's stupidity or lack of sense

"Florida man fights crocodile and wins while masturbating and running away from the police simultaneously."
"Florida man donates 47 kidneys to local non-profit organisation"

by Cat in Quiche September 2, 2021

Florida nosing

Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.

I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.

by Snuffy77 February 9, 2018

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Florida Poly

A degenerative college composed of losers, weebs, and pedofiles.

Another day, another suicide at Florida Poly

by whitewashed January 7, 2021

Florida Ice

When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear

Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s

by RandomNigga1000000 May 27, 2023

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022