horse lips

A reference to a females labia (as in the lips of her vagina) which after years of abuse and over indulgence have developed their own motor skills and as such have become profoundly large. In many cases as can be witnessed in the terminal bar whore variety the horse lips can be visible dangling pursed below the hem of many a mini-skirt slavering,rictused waiting for a meal. Some accounts mention an event where an extremely distended set of horse lips actually snatched a smothered burrito from a passing serving tray on it's way to a dismayed customer. Still other accounts warn of horse lips for they may hide horse teeth. A keen eye can spot horse lips on a pant clad woman...the horse lips will appear as two one pound slabs of liver jammed into the front pockets.

The velvety smooth horse lips enveloped her lovers head and he was heard from nevermore

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

horse test

when you rub a womans clitoris for a little bit, you then stick your fingers under her nose. if she rears back with a loud horse winny, you should'nt have sex with her.

i was rubbing that hookers clit, i stuck my fingers under her nose, just as i thought, she started bucking and let out a tremendous winny. horse test

by ijudis February 18, 2009

Horse Trailer

an extremly unatractive woman who has a primal atraction to mentally challenged people, she owns her own hoarse and drives it around in her hoarse trailer, her daddy will try to keep her away from her boyfriends, but all she will say is "YOU CANT STOP ME DADDY I LOVE HIM" she is mortal enemies with what is only known as the darcy wildcat, who can transform between jenna, darcy, jendar, and wildcat darcy who shares the same twisted fetish for mentally handicapped people

heather rice the original Horse Trailer

by Captain Kool June 26, 2009

trojan horse

a virus tht is seemed to be known quite a lot due to lot of computer infections due to this

my computer has been infected with bloody trojan horse!!!

by VicBat July 20, 2008

water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Trojan Horse

The act of a male sellotaping his penis to the back of his hand, Then asking a female to finger her. once she agrees and you have entered slowly remove your hand fuck her silly.

Dave:So I heard your babe only lets you finger her
Steve: Nah I totally trojan horsed that whore!

by Mattbobman June 20, 2011

HORSE FUCKER

see also madonna

madonna is a horse fucker

by g-nab December 8, 2003