Hog On The Rocks

Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.

I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks

by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010

hog chow

A person who passes you on the highway going at least 20 mph over the speed limit, thereby nearly ensuring that any cops ahead of you will be well occupied by the time you get there.

Passenger: Aren't you worried about getting a ticket? You have the cruise set on 80! Driver: No sweat! Didn't you see that hog chow pass us doing 90 a mile back?

by Sooeee Pig! October 03, 2015

sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004

Ramen Hog

A person who eats all the packs of ramen noodles and eats them dry and uncooked.

Guy one:"Dude where are all the ramen noodle packs I bought? I'm gonna cook some now"

Guy two: "I ate them"

Guy one: "YOU RAMEN HOG!"

by EvthePirateLord May 19, 2011

Boss Hog

A sigma of all sigmas

yea, i guess you could say im the boss hog.

by dustulator January 06, 2023

Slam hog

An unattractive female with absolutely no standards that is always ready for a good slamming.

“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”

“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”

by Ligma knotz July 16, 2019

msn hog

when a person speaks to more than one person at a time while IM'ing

Cecilia: you sleeping now?
Me: naw, im talking to you and my bff
Cecilia: pfft, msn hog..

by choirgirl6 December 26, 2010