sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004

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Hog And Water

Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.

Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

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Hog On The Rocks

Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.

I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

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Slam hog

An unattractive female with absolutely no standards that is always ready for a good slamming.

“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”

“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”

by Ligma knotz July 15, 2019

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Hog-Slime

Hogslime- when the contents of a wet fart are enough to exit the anal cavity but not enough to reach the cloth of the underwear of the Sharting perpetrator; leaving the inner flaps of the butt cheeks covered in a thin but noticeable film of ass juice and stomach acid.

Ex. “I thought I was safe after that near shart explosion in the break room this morning but when I went to the bathroom just now I noticed my draws were clean but when I wiped my ass my cheeks were covered in HOG-SLIME!!!”

by Jp-Teencenter November 9, 2022

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