Hayden

A very very sexy male with a big tollie that will make a girl cry in bed. His tollie is so big that even horses look up to his tollie. So if you know a hayden invite him over coz he will surely make you satisfied in bed.

Boy: is that Hayden?
Girl: yes but I like to call him daddy becoz he made me cum in less then a second

by Daddy hayden November 23, 2021

Hayden

He’s the beef

“Who is that guy over there?” “Oh that’s Hayden, he’s the best’

by Horny penis Landry guy who gay November 23, 2021

Hayden Phan

The type of guy to say he did badly on a test but did 95%

HAYDEN PHAN: wow i did so bad
PERSON 2: What did you get
HAYDEN PHAN: I got 95%
PERSON 2: I hate you

by peoplehater21 November 24, 2021

hayden roy

A big man

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by Xx_No_Regrets_xz November 24, 2021

Hayden

Name: // one who cheats consecutively every year in fantasy football to collude against his friends in order to assert dominance which he lacks in the bedroom.

Synonyms :// pussy, flaccid penis, beta, etc.

“Damn he pulled a Hayden and adjusted the settings again to make sure he wins after starting a dog shit quarter back”

by Hecheatedinfantasyagain November 24, 2021

Hayden

They’re just a little guy.

Hayden deserves everything good.

by haydiehay November 24, 2021

Hayden

Typically small town hicks that grow up in the deserted woods. Liberals with Republican parents. Hayden’s always follow in the shadows of their way more successful brother and copy their every judgement. Have no work ethic whatsoever and are overall lazy as fuck

Damn, Hayden is an absolute libtard.

by Kevin H. November 23, 2021