Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022

ball hammock

The part of the underwear that supports the male nutsack

Dude 1: Man I went commando and I started chafing

Dude 2: You need a ball hammock my boy

by SamSleety47 July 8, 2022

Ann Harmon’d

Anytime a person comes under extreme misfortune or loss, especially when going to checkout in a grocery and you get the slowest, oldest checked in the State.

“How was your miso salmon from Safeway?”
“It was great, but I got Ann Harmon’d hard, and I no longer even want the miso salmon.”

by Ann Harmon July 27, 2022

Sloppy harmonica

When you shit someone’s mouth and see if they can blow it through their teeth to the tune of piano man

Bro Eddie gave dave the nastiest sloppy harmonica yesterday after work.

by Big daddy krieger 6969 August 8, 2022

Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock

While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.

by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022

chip harmony

When two people bite into two different chips at the same time, producing different pitches of crunch noise thus creating harmony. This term first was introduced by Rhett and Link in 2019.

*Person 1 and Person 2 bites into chip at once*
Person 1: "Dude, we just created a chip harmony!"
Person 2: "Yeah, my chip crunch was lower than yours, it created a harmony!"

by pufferoni September 8, 2022