candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

wrist hamburger

what happens when emo kids are left alone with thier i-pods and sharp objects.

"she made so much wrist hamburger her arms are zebra print"

by bob the emo killer February 27, 2010

portugese hamburger

When a person travels to Europe and spends too much time in the hotel room with his/hers sports team.

While in Europe Johnny indulged in many Portugese Hamburgers!

by Pacadooman April 9, 2013

rectal hammar

The name givin to Somone who destroys recroms in a awesome way

Dude Taylor is such a rectal hammar dude he gave Bo a hammering

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

soggy hamburger

When a guy has such a hard erection he cums a little bit in his under wear

dang dude I just had a soggy hamburger

by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016

Mexican Hamburger

It's when someone is about to get trump'd, so they knock out two people and shit on their chest. After that is done, the two subjects are smashed together, forming the hamburger

I was about to get fired ese, so I pulled of a good ol fashioned Mexican hamburger.

by Holliballin August 25, 2016

selma hammarberg

Selma hammarberg is the most beautifuest girl in the whole world! She is the kind of person who gives everyone a second chance and believes that everything happends for a reason. When You first meet her she will talk alot or not talk at all. She jokes around with the boys and play "hard to get" or just put then in the friendzone cause knowone is good enough for Selma Hammarberg

"Selma Hammarberg looks so Nice I really wanna be friends with her"

"Selma Hammarberg looks so hot and pretty! I really wanna date her"

by Selmahammarberg December 11, 2016