Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023

they did surgery on a grape

the dumbest meme ever that has no meaning and can be said at any time

Robert: Hey did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack
Joey: They did surgery on a grape

by gamerb0i60420 December 3, 2018

Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy

You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.

by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021

Grape

Slang for a fat rodent. primarily hamsters, gerbils, or rats.

"you need to lose weight, you fucking grape!" *hamster starts crying from embarrassment*

by Sylver Frostpaw April 14, 2025

grape boy

Grape Boy, also known as Uncle Grape, is the weirdest kid you'll ever meet. Albeit very intelligent, he struggles to form sentences when slightly uncomfortable.

Uncky Grape is a very loyal friend, but he will likely leave you at a bar without telling you he left. While wouldn't hurt a fly, he's extremely dangerous behind a keyboard. He has the memory of an elephant, often bringing up inside jokes he has with himself.

That grape boy is a god damn freak

by Chickensalad069 November 23, 2021

Grape Lips

A black persons lips

Hey dude did you see Jamal’s mouth? “Yeah he had massive grape lips.”

by anonymous May 29, 2022